In honor of 2009,  a year we hope to see bold chan­ges in the medi­cal sys­tem, Stop the Thy­roid Mad­ness pre­sents the Fif­teen Most Anno­ying Phra­ses From the Mouths of Doc­tors. (Note that the word “Armour” has been used for sim­pli­city sake; any prescription-grade desic­ca­ted thy­roid pro­duct can be inser­ted there.)

Here’s rai­sing our New Year’s stem­med glas­ses to change!

15) I’ll see you in eight weeks.
14) Here’s a script for [insert any non-thyroid medi­ca­tion to ban­daid con­ti­nuing hypo symp­tom]
13) The free T3 lab test is not neces­sary.
12) Your symp­toms do not warrant a thy­roid medi­ca­tion.
11) You’re tired because you are [insert any label like “a mother” “meno­pau­sal”, etc]
10) That has nothing to do with your thy­roid.
9) I can find nothing wrong with you.
8 ) You need to eat less and exer­cise more.
7) Your TSH is too low.
6) The TSH test is [insert any posi­tive desc­rip­tion, like “a relia­ble mar­ker” or “sen­si­tive mea­sure”]
5) I do not believe in Armour.
4) Armour is [insert any nega­tive adjective/description like “uns­ta­ble” or “hard to regu­late”]
3) You’re depres­sed.
2) You are hyper.

.…and tah-dah, the #1 most anno­ying phrase that comes out of the mouth of a doctor:

1) You are normal.


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24 Responses to “Fifteen Most Annoying Phrases ever to come out of a doctor’s mouth”

  1. Louise said:

    Jan 01, 09 at 3:30 pm

    “It’s easy to blame all your symp­toms on one thing.”

    [after pre­sen­ting a long writ­ten list of hypo symp­toms inc­lu­ding severe fati­gue and clum­si­ness] “The thing I’m most con­cer­ned about is your obe­sity. You should exer­cise more.”

    “Your hor­mo­nes don’t have that much effect on your health.”

  2. Catherine Clark said:

    Jan 01, 09 at 4:22 pm

    There is another stu­pid saying: “It’s all in your head.” I may lay flat any doc­tor that dares to say that one to me again.

  3. Kristina said:

    Jan 01, 09 at 10:20 pm

    Even though, there is a family his­tory of post par­tum hypothy­roi­dism (that stays for good), my doc­tors still didn’t recog­nise that I had the same thing. “Your just suf­fe­ring post natal depres­sion” **would write a script for anti anxie­tal and anti depres­sant medi­ca­tions**. Even when I was waking up fee­ling hung over, foggy and slu­rring my words (I never drink alcohol) because I had been soooo ill for 4 years, they still couldn’t see the woods for the trees.

  4. Kristi said:

    Jan 02, 09 at 4:55 pm

    SCREAM!!! My Dr. told me my TSH was too low and that meant I HAD to be in a hyperthy­roid state and perhaps in dan­ger of ‘thy­roid storm’ which could.… gasp.… lead to death. Okay, Dr. Drama-Queen.… then, why,
    your high-ness have I gone from 115 lbs. to 135 lbs, in 3 mos.? And why are my eyes so puffy that I look like I have been crying myself to sleep for nights on end? Why are my periods ten days of very heavy blee­ding? Why is my brain full of fog and why is my hair falling out???

    The ans­wer is not from being hyperthy­roid!!! Quite the oppo­site, my dear. Par­don the ven­ting, but I am simply exhaus­ted. Uggh.

  5. Loretta said:

    Jan 04, 09 at 2:56 pm

    Your levels are all in the “nor­mal” range. It can’t be your thyroid.

  6. Raain said:

    Jan 05, 09 at 8:18 pm

    My con­ver­sa­tion with my Doc­tor for over year:
    Me: Doc I think something is not right, I remem­ber fee­ling this way when I had Gra­ves
    Dr: Your labs are nor­mal, no medi­ca­tion nee­ded.
    Me: Doc I think something is not right, I remem­ber fee­ling this way I was Hyper
    Dr: Your labs are good, no medi­ca­tion nee­ded.
    Me: Doc I think something is not right, I remem­ber fee­ling this way before I had my sur­gery.
    Dr: Your labs are nor­mal; I don’t see any pro­blem here… try this antidepressant.

    Phone rings (after labs) Nurse: Raain, you are taking way to much thy­roid medi­ca­tion.
    Me: Ummm what? I’ve never taken thy­roid medi­ca­tion.
    Nurse: Ummm ok, let me call ya back. (Sche­du­les an appointment)

    *after labs, thy­roid scan, bells/whistles In the Dr’s office*

    Dr: Well Raain it would seem that you are hyper again, you have full blown gra­ves again and your thy­roid had grown back… almost com­ple­tely.
    Me: *cocks gun*

  7. Jennifer said:

    Jan 05, 09 at 9:14 pm

    How about when you pre­sent your ten-mile-long list of symptoms…“Are you you trying to diag­nose yourself?” — two Doc­tors asked that. One continued…“What do you need me for, then?” Duh! Both times my labs came back “bor­der­line” or “low-grade” HUH? Still have no meds because I need to lose weight. AND If I lose weight maybe I won’t be depres­sed. And of course, I’ll have “nor­mal” thought pat­terns once I’m not depres­sed any­more. Genius! Why didn’t I think of that in the last ten years? I’ve given up. I’ll try the natu­ral stuff, even though it’s wea­ker. What else can I do?

  8. Amy Hobitz said:

    Jan 06, 09 at 9:00 am

    I have heard the most anno­ying thing a doctor/nutritionist/guru said, and it wasn’t to me, it was to Oprah. That her low thy­roid issue was really a ‘love issue.’ It’s really because she never ‘lear­ned how to be happy.’ Anyone see the new New Year’s reso­lu­tion epi­sode? She just looks so tired and puffy, skin looks unhealthy, and she is eating abso­lu­tely no fat and not even enough healthy carbs, which will make her switch into even lower gear. I just want to give her a big, exhaus­ted hug because I know how she feels! But lear­ning how to be happy and addres­sing actual thy­roid disease are two dif­fe­rent things!!!

  9. mary__ said:

    Jan 06, 09 at 7:26 pm

    Yeah that com­ment from Oprah’s doc­tor that she should “embrace hun­ger” and she pretty much would be sen­ten­ced to being fat. That would make the list.

  10. Sarah said:

    Jan 10, 09 at 6:48 pm

    Raain, I think we must have the same doctor!

  11. Heather said:

    Jan 11, 09 at 4:30 am

    “This is what hap­pens as you get older. You just have to accept it. ” (I was 30 years old a the time.)

  12. Elizabeth said:

    Jan 11, 09 at 8:11 am

    My doc­tor: “Well, your labs (TSH, Free T3) look nor­mal. I’d like to start you on Well­bu­trin.“
    Me: “But I told you, I’ve tried EVERY anti-depressant there is, and I’ve had horri­ble side effects on every one of them. Plus, none of them wor­ked. And of all the ones I’ve tried, Well­bu­trin was the worst…I couldn’t even move for the nau­sea and migrai­nes it gave me. Why do you keep pushing Well­bu­trin if my body can’t tole­rate it?“
    Doc: “But you DO agree the pro­blem is in your mind, don’t you?“
    — —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  — —
    Endoc­ri­no­lo­gist: “Well, the labs look fine. Let’s look at the labs from last year of the female hormones…those look great.….“
    Me inte­rrup­ting: “But I didn’t have my period that entire year!!!!” (and I wasn’t preg­nant)
    Endo: “um, eh, um.….“
    Endo, after me asking if I could tape our con­ver­sa­tion so that I could have a record of what was said, since I have such poor con­cen­tra­tion and foggy head: “No! Abso­lu­tely NOT! I’m not THAT kind of doc­tor!” (and what kind is that???)
    Endo, after seeing the cover of the book “ADRENAL FATIGUE” that I’d brought along: “That’s PSUEDO-SCIENCE! It’s NONSENSE! Adre­nal fati­gue does not exist.“
    Endo, after me asking about get­ting a saliva cor­ti­sol test:“Saliva cor­ti­sol tests don’t tell you anything.“
    Endo, about thy­roid tests other than TSH: “They don’t tell you anything.“
    — —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  — —
    Enligh­te­ned Natu­ro­pathic Doc­tor: “This is obviously adre­nal fati­gue. I’m supri­sed you can even walk.“
    Me: “I can’t.“
    Natu­ro­path: “I can’t believe no one has diag­no­sed this. And your Vita­min D levels are too low.” (the endo had said they were normal.”)

    The natu­ro­path is currently trea­ting me for severe adre­nal fati­gue (which was also pro­ven by a saliva cor­ti­sol test) and hypothy­roi­dism. I highly recom­mend going to a natu­ro­pathic medi­cal doctor…they are trai­ned to treat sub-clinical (means “doesn’t show up on lab­tests”) thy­roid and adre­nal con­di­tions. They can presc­ribe medi­ca­tion, and they presc­ribe “natu­ral” first, which means I was star­ted on Armour. Natu­ro­pathy isn’t currently fede­rally regu­la­ted, but a true natu­ro­path is licen­sed and has atten­ded one of the six medi­cal schools for natu­ro­pathy in North Ame­rica, and has pas­sed rigo­rous medi­cal licen­sing exams. They are legally allo­wed to presc­ribe medi­ca­tion. Some peo­ple trai­ned in natu­ro­pathy call them­sel­ves doc­tors, but aren’t licen­sed to presc­ribe medi­ca­tions, so they are not true natu­ro­paths. If you can’t find a natu­ro­pathic doc­tor in your area, call around to find a doc­tor who is trai­ned to treat SUBCLINICAL THYROID AND ADRENAL PROBLEMS (that’s the lingo you need to know.)

  13. Nicole said:

    Jan 12, 09 at 5:09 pm

    After going through the litany of symp­toms I was expe­rien­cing, even though my TSH was below .1 and my Free T3 was above 4, my doc­tor (who had been bet­ter than all the other docs I’ve had over the years up to that point) said “Well, maybe that’s just the way you are. If you were 5’6″, I would say you were 5’6″. Maybe you’re just a per­son who is always cold and tired and has a hard time losing weight.” With that, I deci­ded it was time to find another doc­tor. I’m still searching, but I’m glad to have found this site. Thanks!

  14. Alison Baird said:

    Jan 12, 09 at 6:55 pm

    This site and ones like it may have saved my life, although I can never get back the 25+ years I lost being diag­no­sed and trea­ted for everything from severe depres­sion to Fibrom­yal­gia. I still haven’t found a way to get T3 cove­red by insu­rance so I still suf­fer alot but now I know it’s my thyroid.…not that I’m lazy, or unor­ga­ni­zed, or out of shape, etc. All the meds I took for nothing…a marriage distroyed.…I could write a book but I’m just trying to think pos­si­tive now and look to the future and the new life I will have once I can find the right help. I am tal­king to some cha­ri­ties to try to get help for the cost of meds my insu­rance won’t cover. I’m just glad I didn’t kill myself all those times I thought about it. It WAS NOT in my head Doc!
    Ali­son 38
    sin­gle parent.
    Emails welcome.…have NO sup­port goup except rea­ding on the inter­net that I’m not alone!

  15. Lauren Middleton S.C. Ontario said:

    Jan 12, 09 at 11:31 pm

    I’m sure everyone’s heard this one, if you have a doc like mine.
    Me: “I’ve had the test done over eight times and I keep going back and forth from hyper to hypo (ori­gi­nally hypo)…I think my dosage needs to be chan­ged.“
    Doc: “Come back in two months.“
    Me: ARRRRRRRG! (two months later) “Hi, I’m calling to make an appoint­ment to get my thy­roid levels chec­ked.“
    Recep­tio­nist: “Well, you’ve been going over the usual 15 minu­tes, so I’ll make you an appoint­ment with the nurse prac­ti­tio­ner.“
    Me: (thought to self) “I need to find a bet­ter doctor!”

  16. Adele said:

    Jan 13, 09 at 11:41 am

    Me: “I have done some rea­ding about hypothy­roi­dism. I have all the clas­sic symp­toms.“
    Doc: “We some­ti­mes do too much rea­ding on the inter­net and con­vince our­sel­ves that something is wrong with us.“
    Me: “Why do I con­ti­nue to have the symp­toms after some of the things you have presc­ri­bed for me… and I have taken them for almost a year? Is there some kind of tests?“
    Doc: “You still haven’t lost weight and you have had kids. You are just going to have to learn to deal with some of this.”

    I resis­ted the urge to stran­gle him and found another doctor.

    New doc­tor (after really lis­te­ning intently to my symp­toms and doing an exam): “I’d like to send you for some tests. Does that sound ok?“
    Me:(crying-tears of relief) “Yes, it sounds great.”

    I was diag­no­sed with Hashimoto’s disease a few weeks later.

  17. Sharon said:

    Jan 15, 09 at 9:25 am

    Been going to the same Endo for almost 2 years have seen him per­so­nally a hand­ful of times and still feel awful even though my levels are “nor­mal”.
    Endo: you need to work har­der than the nor­mal per­son to lose weight. Eat less work out more buy a bike.
    Me: I have seve­ral rup­tu­red disks in my back I have a hard time with excer­cise can I walk?
    Endo: wal­king wouldn’t be enough for you. Buy a recum­bent bike.
    I can’t afford that. I am glad I found this web­site, now I have info I need to find another dr that will pay atten­tion to me and when I have an appt I will actually see the dr ins­tead of dif­fe­rent nur­ses every time.

  18. Mazzy said:

    Jan 15, 09 at 10:17 am

    My doc­tor told me that if he could choose any ill­ness to have, it would be hypothy­roi­dism and I quote “All you have to do is take a pill and it goes away, just like that! In fact it doesn’t even mat­ter if you for­get your pill for a few days” What a com­plete pillock!!

  19. Sarah said:

    Jan 16, 09 at 5:25 pm

    After explai­ning how exhaus­ted I was to my GP recently, and sus­pec­ting my thy­roid was to blame (I have Hashimoto’s disease) he said ‘Well, how old are you now, hmmm, nearly 40? You’re bound to feel tired as you get older, it’s pro­bably some kind of mid-life crisis’

    If it wasn’t for the fact that I have felt like I’m carr­ying a dead horse around on my back I would have con­vin­ced myself he was right.lol!

  20. Arielle said:

    Jan 16, 09 at 9:20 pm

    I was diag­no­sed in March of 2008 with Gra­ves. One horri­ble endo later… thought I found myself in the capa­ble hands of my new doc. At the end of Sep­tem­ber 2008, had RAI for Gra­ves. Within just a cou­ple months I am hypo. She wal­ked in, shook my hand, and said con­gra­tu­la­tions!! Synth­roid 100 mcg daily. Fast for­ward to a few weeks ago. seem to be expe­rien­cing lac­ta­tion though not preg­nant or nur­sing. That went away after a cou­ple of weeks. Heart rate and blood pres­sure down to nor­mal. Wea­ned off of beta bloc­kers. (Mind you I was on a stag­ge­ring dose of Lopres­sor while hyper with Gra­ves. 75mg, three times daily.) Being new to being hypo, I can’t say I was exactly thri­lled with all the new and “impro­ved” symp­toms that I was so warmly con­gra­tu­la­ted on. (Now, I know that the point of RAI is to make you hypo). Any­way, a great num­ber of new aches and pains have set up shop. By the way, I think the Char­lie Hor­ses are the best!!! Any­way, what I really want to talk about is blood pres­sure. The other night, out of the blue, it goes up. I mean up. 180/?? (can’t remem­ber the bot­tom num­ber). Still had some Lopres­sor so I took some. Well, I ended up in the ER all night thin­king Im gonna die. They fix me up send me on my way. Oh! Called my endo to tell her what was going on and she loo­ked at my labs and said it was nothing on her end, that my labs look GREAT!!! Anyway,I am going on and on. Does anyone else have probs with high bp? I thought you had low bp when you were hypo. I was nor­mal for 2 months. Why the sud­den change?

  21. Laurie said:

    Jan 21, 09 at 1:54 pm

    I was told recently that I am obses­sed with this. That my levels are “nor­mal” (went from 1.0 to now well beyond 4.0 in three years) and that I need bet­ter COPING SKILLS.
    Yeah? Cope with me not paying that office call bill, buddy.
    ::mut­ter, mut­ter:: so of course I was given yet another presc­rip­tion for an anti­de­pres­sant. Of course, it’s all in my head that I can’t func­tion. Of course it is. That I have seve­ral other autoim­mune issues couldn’t pos­sibly be it. Let’s just say any M.D. that have my file, are now fired and I am fin­ding a naturopath.

  22. Sam said:

    Jan 22, 09 at 11:37 am

    After me lis­ting my long list of symp­toms; fati­gue, anxiety, foggy brain, una­ble to con­cen­trate, dry skin, pee­ling nails, huge dark bags under my eyes, irri­ta­bi­lity, weight gain after 6 months of wal­king at least 3 miles/day, and eating healthier, my endo simply tells me “you are com­ple­tely fine, no need to come and see me for 2 more years, wha­te­ver is wrong is defi­ni­tely NOT your thy­roid, it must be all in your head, have you tried a psycho­lo­gist?” Need­less to say, I will NEVER walk back into his door again. I have found a natu­ro­pathic Dr. and will be seeing him soon. When will these Docs finally get a clue?

  23. Joe said:

    Feb 05, 09 at 10:19 pm

    My per­so­nally most anno­ying com­ment from a doc­tor (after I com­men­ted at how horri­ble I felt): “life’s not perfect.”

    Haha-and I’m not kid­ding. Just lovely.

  24. Jessica said:

    Mar 02, 09 at 10:07 pm

    Make apt with new Endo. Wait 4 months. She walks in, starts flip­ping through my chart. See’s I’m on levoxyl & cyto­mel and pregnant.

    “No patient of mine can be on cyto­mel, it is extre­mely dan­ge­rous and will pro­bably kill your baby.”

    I smile, stand up and cheer­fully say “well, I guess I won’t be able to be your patient then.” And star­ted wal­king to the door. I’d done a preg­nancy on levoxyl only, and it just about killed both of us. Adding cyto­mel allo­wed me to function.

    To her cre­dit, she didn’t charge me for the visit.

    ~~

    Now I’m on des­si­ca­ted & Iodo­ral. I could just about cry, I feel so good. I’ve never felt like this in my LIFE.


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