Well, I just can’t let this go by the way­side, says I with a cheesy grin.

When I did the lighthear­ted post, two posts below his one, about a woman who got filthy rich thanks to her old stock with Abbott Labs (the makers of Synth­roid),  it got a humo­rous and crea­tive com­ment from “Elizabeth”:

I have found a cou­ple of uses for a bottle of Synthroid:

A. Doors­top
B. Prop for DSL modem (so it won’t overheat)

Howe­ver, I do not recom­mend it to be taken inter­nally. Ever.

hahahaha.  You get a blue rib­bon for that gem, Mz. Eli­za­beth.  And I think Elizabeth’s creatively-funny reply deser­ves expan­sion and a party of fun-lovin’ con­tri­bu­tors. So now it’s your turn, fine rea­der of the STTM blog,  to list your own inno­va­tive and hila­rious ideas for that bottle of a T4-only medi­ca­tion.  Just use the Com­ment below this post and let ‘er rip.

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Below this post you’ll see infor­ma­tion on the current fai­lure of McCain’s coc­ke­yed anti-supplement bill, which if it had pas­sed, would have nega­ti­vely affec­ted every sin­gle thy­roid patient out there who is trying to undo the damage done by T4 meds and/or the inane TSH lab test.  So though we all won right now with this fai­lure, you betcha we’re going to have to keep our eyes and ears open for the money-grubbing Big Pharma to influence someone else about supplements.


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18 Responses to “100 things to do with your bottle of Synthroid…”

  1. Shanon said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 12:47 am

    Oh My Gosh! You don’t even Know how exci­ted I am to have found your web site! Jane we gotta talk! I have stum­bled upon your site from my crazy obses­sive research for my pas­sion to the cause of get­ting this awa­re­ness of the thy­roid mad­ness out to the world. I bab­ble about it cons­tantly till ever­yone around me pro­bably is just sick of it but I am on a mis­sion. I am so thank­ful to have found more peo­ple on my side. My case is a little dif­fe­rent but in my research I have found also too many peo­ple in my case too! I was Mis­diag­no­sed with bipo­lar disor­der for years and in turn, so was my mom. It tur­ned out that I was right when I told the Dr. count­less times it see­med like my thy­roid, but what do I know? I tes­ted “nor­mal”. I not only had a bad thy­roid but tur­ned out it was papi­llary car­ci­noma, Thy­roid can­cer. I have found also in my research that lithium which I was presc­ri­bed for the bipo­lar I didn’t have can cause thy­roid tumors and in a few cau­ses those ended up tur­ning into papi­llary car­ci­noma. I was just a hair dres­ser, a Dam good one I might add, but now, I am a thy­roid can­cer sur­vi­vor on a mis­sion to spread the word. Fin­ding your web site is ins­pi­ra­tion to go for­ward with ven­geance. I’m all fired up at the test they give that is “nor­mal” gets me all pis­sed off. I am buil­ding a site with all my info I have research and would love to (when I learn how) link all of your info to mine. I am wri­ting a book called “the domino effect of a mis­diag­no­sis”. I have heard of Armour, I take synth­roid.
    I do feel way bet­ter but after rea­ding your info I’m won­de­ring if I could feel even bet­ter but do you or anyone know that if in my case with the can­cer, can I take that? My Dr. said because of the can­cer I am not a can­di­date to a gene­ric but if that’s natu­ral maybe it would be ok. My thy­roid was remo­ved. Any info helps Thank you!

    (From Janie: Hi Sha­non. Yes, many folks who had can­cer take desic­ca­ted thy­roid without a pro­blem and report fee­ling far bet­ter, besi­des gai­ning an impro­ved immune sys­tem. I would recom­mend joi­ning patient groups and talk to those patients them­sel­ves: http://www.stopthethyroidmadness.com/talk-to-others Also use this page to unders­tand the entire pro­cess: http://www.stopthethyroidmadness.com/things-we-have-learned If you have the STTM book, it’s chap­ter 3 with even more detail)

  2. Lisa Barnes Murray said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 4:49 am

    Des­si­ca­ted, dis­se­mi­na­ted — Synth­roid is sin­fully over-rated! Now that that all the pills are eli­mi­na­ted GOSH I haven’t defe­ca­ted, and THAT I have not appre­cia­ted! :)

  3. Lorie said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 8:32 am

    Shan­non…

    Yes..even the thy­roid­less. In fact, a mem­ber of Janie’s yahoo group Natu­ral Thy­roid Hor­mone, Stepha­nie Buist wrote an essay on this site about what it is like to by thy­roid­less. http://www.stopthethyroidmadness.com/2009/12/29/the-agonies-of-being-thyroidless/ She also has a web­site: http://www.naturalthyroidchoices.com/. She takes des­si­ca­ted thy­roid AND iodine plus other com­pa­nion nutrients. She’s also adop­ted a glu­ten free diet, which helps a lot of hashi­mo­tos patients since they tend to have pro­blems with gluten.

    Come on over to Janie’s yahoo group and Stephanie’s Iodine group also on yahoo.

  4. Lorie said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 8:35 am

    What to do with synth­roid? Use it in craft pro­jects. Bet­ter yet, mail it back to your ex-endo doc with a copy of Janie’s book!!

  5. Paula said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 10:20 am

    Ooh — craft pro­jects! Sounds good! Since I’m a quil­ter, I have to think along those lines… a quilt about Thy­roid Mad­ness sounds like ins­pi­ra­tion to me!

  6. Darla said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 10:30 am

    I smashed my old Synth­roid with a ham­mer and threw them in the trash. I would of set them on fire, but they aren’t even good for kindling.

  7. Tina said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 11:02 am

    I was presc­ri­bed with Levothy­ro­xine, and it comes in blis­ter packs, not bott­les. (Here in the UK you’re only allo­wed two months supply of drugs at a time, even if you have to take it for the rest of your life — yeah, go figure). I still have my last box from June 2009 (when I dis­co­ve­red Janie’s site and book), and I find the blis­ter packs make lovely ratt­les. After all, that’s all they are good for!

    Howe­ver, I’m not let­ting that poi­son near anyone’s baby — so they’re just going to stay in the box until my GP con­tacts me and asks why I’ve not reques­ted a presc­rip­tion since June last year. And then I am going to dump them on his desk, and tell him I’ve found a bet­ter alter­na­tive! :D

  8. Kathy said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 1:37 pm

    I leave the bottle in the cabi­net as a remin­der of how ugly life was while on Sin-thyroid. It helps me to really appre­ciate every day and live it to the fullest.

  9. Elizabeth said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 3:47 pm

    It makes a great paper­weight, too!

  10. Norma Edwards said:

    Mar 11, 10 at 9:15 pm

    I found des­si­ca­ted thy­roid in 2001 and I’ve never loo­ked back. I have read everything I could get my hands on. I’ve even had a little suc­cess trai­ning my GP; I was the first to ask for Armour; he now offers suf­fe­ring women an alter­na­tive. He has stu­died it (to a degree) and when I see him, he tells me of women he has put on des­si­ca­ted and how much bet­ter they feel.

  11. Michele Lanfrank said:

    Mar 12, 10 at 9:26 pm

    boy, do i have a story for you… 3 years later and a endo from mount sinai that took me off my natu­ral thy­roid meds cau­sing more weight gain, hair loss, panic attacks, hives, depres­sion, fati­gue, aches, food aller­gies, and pinching all over my body etc swea­ring i didnt have low thy­roid. same story dif­fe­rent day. http://www.drdanacohen.com finally did the THR test to find that I had secon­dary hypo-thyroidism with a 22.+. your friends, family and doc­tors will tell you that you have anxiety, go on anti-depressants, you’re crazy, why aren’t you wor­king, except the weight gain – youre aging. dont lis­ten, dont stop — keep going until you’re satis­fied. i didnt lis­ten to anyone. now they’re all coming to me for help inc­lu­ding my doc­tors to share the info with them. i am going back on desic­ca­ted thy­roid again tomo­rrow… cant wait. 3 years of doubt and 6 months of hell thanks to the endoc­ri­no­lo­gist from mount sinai.… if anyone needs help or advice, please reach out to me. dr dana cohen really knows what she is doing and phi­lip kingl­sey in NYC for hair loss and or thin­ning! love, light, health and hap­pi­ness to all going through this! if it wasn’t for stop the thy­roid mad­ness and also my nutri­tio­nist tom bile­lla who told me about this site, i dont know where i would be.

  12. Michele Lanfrank said:

    Mar 12, 10 at 10:06 pm

    by the way… the desic­ca­ted thy­roid grew back my hair, eye lashes and eye­brows and synth­roid did not.

  13. Elizabeth said:

    Mar 13, 10 at 2:33 pm

    Exactly.….I was stuck with Synth­roid for over 17 years – and now, they would have to pry my natu­ral thy­roid “Out of my cold, dead hand” to get it away from me!!

  14. Alana said:

    Mar 14, 10 at 6:13 pm

    Well I was on the new for­mu­la­tion of GSK Eltro­xin at the time but same diff… pfft! When I inno­cently stum­bled across my very first web­site on how these pills were cau­sing adverse reac­tions not only for myself but for 1000’s of other peo­ple around the world, I flung my little bottle of pills across my living-room where they hit the wall with such force that the lid pop­ped off and they got strewn across the room in quite a spec­ta­cu­lar fashion, brea­king apart all over the floor with their low qua­lity crum­bli­ness. The sad part is that I then had to sal­vage all the pills that I could in order to keep taking the darn things until I could find a decent doc who could get me off the stuff for good! I still have the bottle, sit­ting there aim­lessly in my draw — the door stop idea sounds good to me — using it to test out the strength of my new alu­mi­nium can crunching machine sounds good too. Anything that puts the bottle through it’s own little ver­sion of a living hell suits me just fine :P

  15. Suzanne said:

    Mar 16, 10 at 4:36 pm

    Last month I was “offi­cially” diag­no­sed as subc­li­ni­cal hypothy­roid. Thanks to Janie and the wealth of infor­ma­tion on this web site, I have never used Synth­roid. I’ve gone straight into using des­si­ca­ted Mr. Pig­gie in mic­rocrys­ta­lline cellu­lose, pre­pa­red at a nearby com­poun­ding phar­macy. Had I not researched my con­di­tion and avai­la­ble treat­ments in advance, the endoc­ri­no­lo­gist might have tal­ked me into a Big Pharma “solution.”

  16. Elizabeth said:

    Mar 16, 10 at 7:51 pm

    Thanks for making me a “famous wri­ter”, Janie! As for my hus­band, he didn’t think my ideas were funny – “just prac­ti­cal” he said.

  17. Jessica Williams said:

    Mar 23, 10 at 3:16 am

    I’ve taken to spe­lling Synth­roid as Sinth­roid, The drug most Enda(life)crinologists pre­fer.
    As Wanda Sykes said, “we run­ning around in pink tights for money to fund breast can­cer research, and all the seventy year old “studs” are get­ting free Via­gra and com­pli­men­tary pros­tate exams.“
    It’s time for a change! And maybe if we trea­ted our pigs well (never eat anything smar­ter than you are), they’d con­sent to par­tial thy­roi­dec­to­mies. If we were men, Armour Thy­roid would be sold in every Rite-Aid in the country. Cheap.

  18. KAte said:

    Apr 02, 10 at 4:46 pm

    ok, is something wrong with me? I have read all the sites, done all the research, and switched to armour…then back to synth­roid. then back to arn­mour, trying to love it…but i am back on synth­roid. I WANT to love armour. I read ama­zing things about it. I expec­ted it to change my life…but it didnt. is there something wrong with me?! I feel like i am the only one on the pla­net who didnt take armour and have a life change. :( i want to feel bet­ter! I feel crappy on synth­roid and HORRIBLE on all the doses of armour i was on :(

    (From Janie: 1) Armour was refor­mu­la­ted & many report it’s not as good as it used to be at all. http://www.stopthethyroidmadness.com/options-for-thyroid-treatment 2) You also may be here: http://www.stopthethyroidmadness.com/mistakes-patients-make )


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